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Sittin’ Up With the Dead by Ray Stevens Ukulele Chords


written by C. W. Kalb, Jr.
3/24/06

INTRO: F-C-D F-C-G F-C-D F-C-G

Well out in the country we didn’t have morturaries
And so it was always customary
For the undertaker to do his job and lay yer kin out right there at home
Yeah the church would lend you foldin’ chairs
And you’d have visitation and everything right there
But when the nighttime come you’d have to sit up with the dead
D INTRO
‘Cause it wasn’t right to leave ’em alone

Well the last time I sat up was ’65
When my old arthritic Uncle Fred died
He was ninety-seven and so stooped over the mortician couldn’t straighten him out
They used a loggin’ chain down, covered that all up with a cape and a gown
And didn’t tell nobody in the family
D INTRO
‘Cause that’s the kind of stuff folks just don’t wanna know about

G (let ring) F-C-D
Well we were all sittin’ there, it was 3 in the mornin’
G (let ring) F-C-D
And then there come up a cloud of thunder lightnin’ and stormin’
Well that lightnin’ flashed and that thunder clapped
And that chain ’round old Uncle Fred went snap
D N/C
And rattled and fell to the floor with a thump and Uncle Fred just stay right up (Yeeoowww!)

CHORUS:
And I ain’t sittin’ up with the dead no more, I don’t know ’bout you[F-C]
No I ain’t sittin’ up with the dead no more, no matter what you say or do[Dsus4-D]
They say the dead can’t hurt ya ’cause they already left
But what they left can sure make you hurt yourself
And I ain’t sittin’ up with the dead no more
C D INTRO
Since the dead started sittin’ up too

Well when Uncle Fred sat up so did everyone there
And there came a great partin’ of the foldin’ chairs
And that preacher nearly knocked me down, he said
“Ohhh I’m headin’ out that kitchen door!”
I hollered “Rev that kitchen ain’t got a door in it!”
He said “Don’t worry son, it will have in a minute”
G D INTRO
And I ain’t never seen so much jumpin’ and shovin’ before

And then somebody stepped on the old cat’s tail
And he let out a scream, a screech, a wail
And to say the least that howl didn’t help to calm the situation down
And then that lightnin’ flashed and that house went black
And I spoke to my feet and said “boys make tracks!”
G D INTRO
And I went through that screen door lickity-split for time

G (let ring) F-C-D
Well I cut through the cemetary, fell in a hole
G (let ring) F-C-D
It was Uncle Fred’s grave and it was dark and cold
Yeah the town drunk dug it and he dug it too deep
And unbeknownst to me he was still in there asleep
And I’m scratchin’ and jumpin’ tryin’ to get outta that hole
N/C
And he woke up and said “You might as well come over here and sit down beside me, boy
N/C
‘Cause you ain’t gettin’ outta here tonight”
N/C
But I did!

CHORUS

SPOKEN OVER INTRO:

Wasn’t no sense in nobody sittin’ up with Uncle Fred anyhow!
Uncle Fred gon’ be done sittin’ up with his own self!
Next time I’m just gonna send flowers!
Yeah

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I Saw Elvis in a U.F.O. by Ray Stevens Ukulele Chords


(Spoken)
This is the evening news. Let’s go now to our field reporter, Renaldo Riviera.
This is Renaldo Riviera on the banks of the Stinky Muddy River with Mr. RV Frisbee,
who claims to have witnessed something truly fantastic. Mr. Frisbee, could you tell
us what you saw?
Yeah, I was just hunkered down over there putting a stink wad on my trout line and the short
hairs just stood straight out on the back a my neck and I turned around and there’s this
big orange thing with them purple lights come swoopin over them pine trees ‘n just hoovered
over the Winnebego there. Inea’s run out and threw a skillet at it then she scissored and
run back in under the hide-a-bed. ‘Bout that time little trap door opened up, little stair
steps come down, and this little pink bald headed guy stuck his head out. Now’s I seened
that movie “Closed Encounters.” I just walked over big as life and looked up and there he was.
There who was?

I saw Elvis in a UFO, sittin there with Howard Hughes
I saw Elvis in a UFO, Jimmy Hoffa was in there too

I saw Elvis in a UFO, singin them rhythm and blues
And Liberachi was there, and he had on a pair of Imelda Marcos’s shoes

CHORUS 1:
What is that, a shootin star, streakin ‘cross the heavens above
No it’s a whole lot than a shootin star, it’s a hunka-hunka burnin love

I saw the Colonel in a UFO, he had a big smile on his face
And then he shook his head, puffed on his cigar and said
N/C
I don’t look devilish out in outer space

CHORUS 2:
And then those little pink men they all jumped in, dancin up and down the stairs
And then they rolled their eyes, began to harmonize, and it sounded like the Jordinaires

(We got Elvis in a UFO he’s too good for the human race)
Too good for the human race
(We got Elvis in a UFO, we’re gonna keep him out in outer space)
Gonna keep him out in outer space

They got Elvis in a UFO, honey have you heard the news
They got Elvis in a UFO, just singin them rhythm and blues
(spoken, over verse chords)
They got Elvis in a UFO, and the Colonel and Clyde Beels
Even Liberachi’s out there and he ain’t never had no hit record honey
I’ve done had more hits than anybody, but do I get to go in a UFO no!
Now is that fair, I’m the King of Rock n Roll, the originator
I started the whole thing baby, and I think it’s about time I get to go in a UFO
You better beam me up Scotty, you little pink bald-headed people done toyed with me
Whoooaaaaa (thank you!)

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Juanita and the Kids by Ray Stevens Ukulele Chords


written by C.W. Kalb, Jr., and Lonnie Carneal

INTRO: C F

I got a letter from the IRS
Inviting me to be their guest
At an audit they were conducting just for me
They said no need to worry, probably nothing wrong
Just bring your wife and your children along
We just need to clear up a small technicality

Now the only problem with an audit is
My wife Juanita and our 14 kids
Friends you cannot believe the refunds they have been worth
But it was years ago that I got this idea
When I bought Juanita thru the mail from Korea
She’s an inflatable doll, but she came with a certificate of birth

I was a single guy without any deductions
So I claimed Juanita and what a reduction
I received with her as my spouse on the taxes I pay
That worked so well that every year after that
I reported a birth when I paid my tax
Each kid certified by Cabbage Patch USA

CHORUS:
Oh Juanita (Juanita)
My inflatable senorita
The IRS wants to take you and the children away (away-ay-ay-ay)
You and Jim and Tammy, Lonnie and Burt
Farrah, Charro, Michael and Kurt
Jan and Dean, Irlene, Louise, Barbara and little Ray (little Ray)


So I dressed Juanita like the perfect mother
Velcro’d the children to one another
And when we walked into that audit those people nearly flipped their lids
I said Juanita might lay around and never cook
And the children don’t clean their rooms and never crack a book
But hey they ain’t no different from my brother’s wife and kids

And I got social security cards here for every one
My wife, my daughters and all of my sons
All offically issued by the government of the USA
So before you call me down to muster
Somebody here better think twice buster
Do you really wanna be the one to accuse the government of making a big mistake

CHORUS:
Oh Juanita (Juanita)
My C-oh-2 senorita
The IRS wants to take you and the children away (away-ay-ay-ay)
You and Jim and Tammy, Lonnie and Burt
Farrah, Charro, Michael and Kurt
Jan and Dean, Irlene, Louise, Barbara and little Ray (little Ray)

BRIDGE:
That agent sat there his mouth agape
Thinking over that government mistake
And how his civil service career could be at its end

And then he reached for his stamp that said approved
And said hope the kids do better next year and school
And why don’t you and the missus drop by and say hello now and then

CHORUS:
Oh Juanita (Juanita)
My inflatable senorita
Looks like you and the kids all get to stay (stay-ay-ay-ay)
What’s that honey, you need to get home quick?
You say you started feelin’ a little sick?
And you think you might once again be in a family way?

What’s that? You think it might be triplets this time?
Juanita, you are a wonder!
Do what? Why, of course we can support your mother!
I even think her moving expenses are deductible too.
Does she still live in Bangkok? [F/]

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Freddie Feelgood by Ray Stevens Ukulele Chords


INTRO: C

VERSE 1:
Well they got a tight little unit you know they’re the most
Famous all over from coast to coast
A-really layin’ down the sound as much as you can stand (yeah-yeah)
They got 3 outfits a red yellow and blue
Volkswagon station wagon luggage career too
Got their name painted on the side you know it looks so grand
Talkin’ ’bout Freddie Feelgood and his Funky Little Five Piece Band, whoa yeah

INTERLUDE:
They got a drummer named Yum-Yum he can really go some
Blows real cool make all the girls drool (drum noises)
They got a cat named Ace, he blows the bass (bass noises)
They got another named Tyrone he plays trompone (trombone noises)
Cat named Percy, have mercy, plays piano in the treble cleff (piano)
And the trumpet man, he’s the leader of the band
Yeah that’s Freddie Feelgood hisself (obnox[D-D]ious trumpet noises)
Ahh, work out now!

(all noises combined)

VERSE 2:
Well they’re packin’ ’em in every place they go
Everybody starts to rockin’ on the dancehall floor
Stompin’ their feet to the rhythm and clappin’ their hands (yeah yeah)
Yeah you can bet everybody’s gonna have a good time
‘Cause the music they play you know it sounds so fine
It’s the kind with a down-home beat that you can understand
Talkin’ ’bout Freddie Feelgood and his Funky Little Five Piece Band, whoa yeah
Ahh, work out now!

(all band noises combined)

Outro (bluesy): band noises over G C D7 C G

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Juanita and the Kids by Ray Stevens Ukulele Chords


written by C.W. Kalb, Jr., and Lonnie Carneal

INTRO: C F

I got a letter from the IRS
Inviting me to be their guest
At an audit they were conducting just for me
They said no need to worry, probably nothing wrong
Just bring your wife and your children along
We just need to clear up a small technicality

Now the only problem with an audit is
My wife Juanita and our 14 kids
Friends you cannot believe the refunds they have been worth
But it was years ago that I got this idea
When I bought Juanita thru the mail from Korea
She’s an inflatable doll, but she came with a certificate of birth

I was a single guy without any deductions
So I claimed Juanita and what a reduction
I received with her as my spouse on the taxes I pay
That worked so well that every year after that
I reported a birth when I paid my tax
Each kid certified by Cabbage Patch USA

CHORUS:
Oh Juanita (Juanita)
My inflatable senorita
The IRS wants to take you and the children away (away-ay-ay-ay)
You and Jim and Tammy, Lonnie and Burt
Farrah, Charro, Michael and Kurt
Jan and Dean, Irlene, Louise, Barbara and little Ray (little Ray)


So I dressed Juanita like the perfect mother
Velcro’d the children to one another
And when we walked into that audit those people nearly flipped their lids
I said Juanita might lay around and never cook
And the children don’t clean their rooms and never crack a book
But hey they ain’t no different from my brother’s wife and kids

And I got social security cards here for every one
My wife, my daughters and all of my sons
All offically issued by the government of the USA
So before you call me down to muster
Somebody here better think twice buster
Do you really wanna be the one to accuse the government of making a big mistake

CHORUS:
Oh Juanita (Juanita)
My C-oh-2 senorita
The IRS wants to take you and the children away (away-ay-ay-ay)
You and Jim and Tammy, Lonnie and Burt
Farrah, Charro, Michael and Kurt
Jan and Dean, Irlene, Louise, Barbara and little Ray (little Ray)

BRIDGE:
That agent sat there his mouth agape
Thinking over that government mistake
And how his civil service career could be at its end

And then he reached for his stamp that said approved
And said hope the kids do better next year and school
And why don’t you and the missus drop by and say hello now and then

CHORUS:
Oh Juanita (Juanita)
My inflatable senorita
Looks like you and the kids all get to stay (stay-ay-ay-ay)
What’s that honey, you need to get home quick?
You say you started feelin’ a little sick?
And you think you might once again be in a family way?

What’s that? You think it might be triplets this time?
Juanita, you are a wonder!
Do what? Why, of course we can support your mother!
I even think her moving expenses are deductible too.
Does she still live in Bangkok? [F/]

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Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens by Ray Stevens Ukulele Chords


written by C.W. Kalb, Jr.

INTRO: C#

On a chicken farm just downstream from Oak Ridge Tennessee
A nuclear reactor leaks some water accidently
What happened next is like a horror story by Ralph Nader
That toxic waste leaked into a brood house incubator

(KEY CHANGE)

Inside that chicken coop they always keep the TV on
Said the programs help the chicks to grow, help to keep them calm
As 4 little chickens put that heavy water down their gullets
The kung fu show was on the air and somethin’ happened to those pullets
They began to grow, and grow, with that kung fu show locked in their brains
That’s the only way we can explain

CHORUS 1:
Teenage mutant kung fu chickens (buck-buck-buck)
Big as a house strong as the dickens (buck-buck)
Anything they want is easy pickins (buck-buck-buck)
For teenage mutant kung fu chickens (buck-buck-buck)

One said his name was Fricassi, the second Cordon Bleu
The third was Catchetori, and the fourth they just called Stew
They could’ve been dangerous having grown so big on heavy water
But they decided they would live their lives on the side of law and order

CHORUS 2:
Teenage mutant kung fu roosters (buck-buck)
Bad guys won’t have it easy like they uster (buck-ack)
They come with tai kuando and all the fixins (buck-buck-buck)
They’re teenage mutant kung fu chickens (buck-buck-buck)

SPOKEN:
Yeah, we’s just all down there at the barn holdin’ the auction
So we wouldn’t lose the farm, when all of a sudden these big pullets
With black scarves ’round their fore’ds come over that hill yonder and
Surrounded them bankers, pecked ’em on the heads, dropped ’em like green persimons.
Yeah then they went down there at the bottom ‘forty, start scratchin’ around like
chickens’d wan’ to do, ‘fore you know it they’d plowed that whole field ready for plantin’.
Yeah, they saved our farm.

[A/]

CHORUS 1

Teenage mutant kung fu chickens..…….

[A/] Hey cock-a-doodle dude!

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Gitarzan by Ray Stevens Ukulele Chords


He’s free as the breeze, he’s always at ease,

He lives in the jungle and hangs by his knees,

As he swings through the trees,

Without a trapeze, in his B.V.D.s (Heh, Heh.)

#2.
He’s got a union card and he’s practicing hard,

to play the guitar, gonna be a big star.
Yeah, he’s gonna go far..and carry moonbeams home in a jar…
He ordered Chet’s guitar course C.O.D.

He likes A and E and he’s working on B,

digs C&W and R&B and even the Chimpanzees agree

that someday soon he’ll be a celebrity.
Get it, get it, get it.

CHORUS:
Gitarzan, he’s a gitar man!
He’s all you can stand,
Give him a hand, Gitarzan!

(Tarzan yell.)

#3.
He’s got a girl named Jane, with no last name.

Kinda homely thang, but he loves her just the same,

Cause she kindles the flame and it drives him insane,

when he hears her sing, she really does her thing,

it’s her claim to fame…Come on, sing one, Jane.

(Jane…falsetto.)
Baby…baby, Whoa, oh baby…Baby, whoa! oh baby.
Whoaaaaa baby! Ohhh baby.

(How about that! Let’s hear it for Jane!)

#4.
They’ve got a pet monkey who likes to get drunkie

and sing boogie woogie and it sounds real funky.

Come on, your turn, boy! Sing one monkey!

(Monkey sounds.)

Let’s hear it for the monkey!

#5.
On Saturday night they need some excitement,

Jane gets right and the monkey gets tight,

And their voices unite in the pale moonlight,

And it sounds all right, yeah, it’s dynamite,

it’s out of sight! Let’s hear it right….now!

Baby, baby. Oh, baby (Monkey and Tarzan sounds.)

Shut up baby, I’m trying to sing.
Get it, get it, get it…

CHORUS:
Gitarzan, he’s a gitar man!
He’s all you can stand,
Give him a hand, Gitarzan!

CHORUS:
Gitarzan, he’s a gitar man!
He’s all you can stand,
Give him a hand, Gitarzan! (Fade.)

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Freddie Feelgood by Ray Stevens Ukulele Chords


INTRO: C

VERSE 1:
Well they got a tight little unit you know they’re the most
Famous all over from coast to coast
A-really layin’ down the sound as much as you can stand (yeah-yeah)
They got 3 outfits a red yellow and blue
Volkswagon station wagon luggage career too
Got their name painted on the side you know it looks so grand
Talkin’ ’bout Freddie Feelgood and his Funky Little Five Piece Band, whoa yeah

INTERLUDE:
They got a drummer named Yum-Yum he can really go some
Blows real cool make all the girls drool (drum noises)
They got a cat named Ace, he blows the bass (bass noises)
They got another named Tyrone he plays trompone (trombone noises)
Cat named Percy, have mercy, plays piano in the treble cleff (piano)
And the trumpet man, he’s the leader of the band
Yeah that’s Freddie Feelgood hisself (obnox[D-D]ious trumpet noises)
Ahh, work out now!

(all noises combined)

VERSE 2:
Well they’re packin’ ’em in every place they go
Everybody starts to rockin’ on the dancehall floor
Stompin’ their feet to the rhythm and clappin’ their hands (yeah yeah)
Yeah you can bet everybody’s gonna have a good time
‘Cause the music they play you know it sounds so fine
It’s the kind with a down-home beat that you can understand
Talkin’ ’bout Freddie Feelgood and his Funky Little Five Piece Band, whoa yeah
Ahh, work out now!

(all band noises combined)

Outro (bluesy): band noises over G C D7 C G

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Surfin’ U. S. S. R. by Ray Stevens Ukulele Chords

Surfin’ U.S.S.R
Ray Stevens

Key: C
We got a Soviet sub she’s a ‘79.
She’s got nuclear reactor and she runs real fine.
We’re loyal to the party and the party line,
But a sailor’s gotta have a little fun sometime.
We were out in the Pacific where it’s nice and deep
When our Sonar operator went and fell asleep.
Then a terrible crash waking every hand.
And we woke up stuck in the California sand.

Chorus:
Now here we are
Surfin’ U.S.S.R.
Malibu, U.S.A
With all the movie stars.
Yah, I’m gettin’ kinda tan

Gettin’ good on guitar.
Come on honey be my little com’ ma sar
We don’t want no nuclear fight
We just wanna have a beach party tonight

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo)
(Yo yo yo yo yo
Yo yo yo yo yo)
Thought the girls were bewitchin’ back in Moscow U.
‘Til we saw the little hunneys here in Malibu.
One look through the prescope and we all flipped.
It was a mutiny aboard the People’s Ship.

Chorus
YO’s once more

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Fred by Ray Stevens Ukulele Chords


[1)](C)Well,(Am)Fred was a dog I used to own. He (G)used to answer the telephone, and every (F)now and then he’d take the
(G)truck into town for (C)groceries. Yeah, old (Am)Fred and I got along real well. At the (G)checker board ol Fred was swell
and he (F)never minded takin (G)turns at doin’ the (C)dishes. Well when (Am)Fred was just about three years old he (G)started
acting kind of old and he’uz (F)chasin’ after that (G)beagle down across the (C)highway. He (Am)eased down there every day
and night I said (G)”Fred, ya know ya gonna have to fight” he said (F)”Well, I’ve already whooped everything (G)tween here
and the (C) highway”.

Chorus 1:
(Am)Fred, you are a (G)good dog, but the (F) women gotchu (G)runnin’ wild and (F) crazy (G)as a (C)loon. Oh (Am)Fred, you
are a (G)good dog. But-cha (F)chasin’ cars, hangin’ (G)out at bars and (F)howling (G)at the (C)moon.

[2)]Well one (Am)night ol Fred came a-stragglin’ in, he’uz (G)lookin’ bad but he’uz sportin’ a grin, he said (F)paw, I just took
a (G)wife an I wantcha ta (C)meet-er. Well, (Am)she didn’t have very much to say, it’uz (G)plain ta see she’uz in a family
way. And she said (F)”Fred, ya better whip on (G)back and get my (C) suitcase”. Well (Am)Fred never made it to the other side
cause (G)right in the middle of the road he died, (F)flattened by a trucker hauling (C)dog food. Now ol (Am)Fred’s gone and
she’s a livin’ here just a (G)yackin’ atter kids and drinkin’ my (root)beer, and (F)she won’t drive the (G)truck nor do the
(C)dishes.
Chorus 2)
Oh (Am)Fred, you were a (G)good dog, but-cha (F)never knew when to (G)chase um or when ta (F)turn a(G)round and (C)run. Oh
(Am)Fred, you were a (G)good dog, but now ya (F)flat out on the (G)freeway and (F)dryin’ (G)in the (C)sun.
Bridge:
Ya know ol (Am)Fred’s gone and I’m kind of glad cause if (G)he’uz here now, he’d sho be mad cause not (F)one of them pups
looks any(G)thing like him(C)
repeat chorus 2

(Thanks to Tim Wright for tabs)

To play the this songs, including Fred by Ray Stevens by ukulele, the most crucial basic ukulele chords to learn are C chord, D chord, G chord, and Em chord.
These set you up to play a ton of songs, and each of them is easy to master.

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